It was inevitable that somebody would make a movie parody of Twilight and the recent resurgent vampire mania in general. Luckily, that movie looks really funny. VAMPIRES SUCK opens nationwide on Wednesday, August 18th, and [website] has passes for an early-bird Tuesday night (the 17th) advanced screening!
The first 15 people who go to http://www.gofobo.com/rsvp and input the code PRMOPLS8 to RSVP will each receive 2 printable passes, each admits one person, for the Tuesday night screening*.
Even better, there’ll be a contest at the screening for Best Vampire Costume (with prizes!), so be sure to wear your fanged finest.
We’ll also have some tasty Vampires Suck shwag to give away at Lady~A’s CAKE OR DEATH? Birthd~A Celebr~Ation at the Vampire Social Club at Late Bar on Thursday the 19th, along with special guest DJ Scary Lady Sarah.
* The screening is first-come, first-served, so get there early to assure entry. Passes do NOT guarantee admission if theater is full.
Cake or Death? Come out to the VSC for my Birthd~A Celebr~Ation, Thursday August 19th at Late Bar in Chicago’s Avondale neighborhood. They even have parking! Come get some cake and bring your presence not presents unless you just feel compelled! Even if you can’t stay long, come out and see me!
Special Performance by Lana Lake
$5 Bleed Easy Drink Special
DJs Peroxide and VeganIn Black
Stickers, buttons, FREE membership cards and cups and good company!
Yeah, you heard right. Vampires in island fashion? Have we gone mad? YES!! Bring on your island fashion on a hot summer night and cool down with a Bleed Easy drink special or a multitude of famous yummy martinis at Late Bar for Lady~A’s Vampire Social Club Tiki Party! Flower leis for all and hair clips for the ladies while supplies last! Pale yourself out, be ironic and sunny! Vampires can enjoy a midsummer night’s evening better than anyone! We know it’s a Thursday, but come out for a little while and relax…you deserve it, then go home and CRASH!
DJs Peroxide and VeganInBlack
$5 Bleed Easy Drink Special
Performance by resident Drag Queen Lana Lake
Free membership cards, bumper stickers, buttons and $1 Mardi Gras tumbler cups…just see Lady~A at her table by the door! Come say hello, she won’t bite…much.
Come out to Lady~A’s Vampire Social Club July 15th for the VSC Vampire Tiki Party and welcome our newest DJ, VeganInBlack! Check out her bio here! Bring on your pale skin, fangs, parasols, summer island fashion and come hang out after work with the VSC at Late Bar in Chicago!! See Lady~A and get lei-d!
TONIGHT!!!! 9pm, come out to Lady~A’s Vampire Social Club True Blood Party at Late Bar in Chicago and have some good old vampire fun! Time to get your vamp on and revel in all things True Blood and socialize about the show! If you have fangs, bare them. If you brought fangs, WEAR them…I know I will. $2 suggested donation for members, $3 for non. Once inside, find my table and get a free membership card for next month!!!
DJs Peroxide and CarrieMonster spin vamp faves and dark sounds.
$5 Bleed Easy drink special
2 Performances by our fabulous resident Drag Queen Lana Lake
Did you get your True Blood fix this last Sunday? Keep it going and come and join us at Late Bar for Lady~A’s Vampire Social Club True Blood Party! Bring your rock and roll and your fangs. Bare it all and bring the sinister! Come dance, drink and network at the VSC, a place for like minded vampire enthusiasts to get together out in the open so we can eventually rule the world. $5 Bleed Easy drink special. Performances by resident Drag Queen Lana Lake and door prize raffles. DJs Peroxide and CarrieMonster spin vamp faves and dark sounds with a rock and roll edge!
$2 suggested donation cover for members, $3 for non.
Free memberships to use next time when you see Lady~A by the door after entry.
If you have fangs, bare them. If you brought fangs, wear them!